Breaking: Wings Acquire Ryan Reaves

Rugged defensemen James Crichton levelled star Wings forward Spike Hartmann with a hit reminiscent of Niklas Kronwall at WNH last night.

Coach Shean was disappointed that no one from team Dark answered the bell. “We gotta be ready to step-up and send a message. No one goes after our best players, even if they are extremely high maintenance off the ice?”. “Where the fuck was Machon?” added Shean.

GM Godbout was quick to respond following the controversial hit, acquiring enforcer Ryan Reaves for future considerations today. “We’re not out for retribution, but we’ve wanted to add some sandpaper to the line-up for a while and Reaves was available.”

Reaves is expected to dress tonight and should fit in nicely on a line beside Hartmann and Sharron. “I’ve always been a huge Reaves fan, all the Rangers really, but Reaves is a beauty” said Sharron.

Crichton is scheduled for an in-person hearing with the department of player safety, meaning he could be facing a suspension of 5 games or longer. “This is number 1 bullshit” Crichton said post-game. “Star players like Spike get special treatment and I’m Nazem Kadri”.